O/T Here Ya Go Mike P[Final Post]
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O/T Here Ya Go Mike P[Final Post]
Been sitting thinking all day. Fuming and plotting would be more accurate. This has got to end. I don't mind a little fun, but like Ol One Eye Joe that taught me a valuble lesson while hustling me at pool used to say, "Ya gotta hate to lose more than ya love to win, kid". I hate to lose. And, lose I will if I play around with you. I'm done playing. This is my final offer.
Now bear in mind, I'm looking forward to popping in on Danny Miller one of these days. A trip to Ohio is in my/his/your/our future. I've given this alot of thought and have figured out the perfect way. See, the trick is not to break any laws. No exposure. No looking over my shoulder. I know who you are. I know how many acres you got, your friends names, and where you bought your license, heh heh heh. County court house have a plat map? heh, heh, heh. What's that phrase you used 6 months ago? Too much information? heh, heh, heh.
I thought long and hard on what you might really fear from a fat old Irish guy with bad knees. Not much you might be thinking. Wrong!
I'm gonna [if need be] run your deer off your property, w/o stepping a foot on it. Not all of them, just the big boys in the thick stuff. This will probably cost me most of the cabbage I had squirreled away for my buffalo hunt in Tx, but what the hell, it's a mission and you're worth it. I bet I got your attention now, hey bucko?
Are you curious how I might accomplish this seemingly miraculous feat? Here ya go. Deer absolutely hate the odor of Irish Spring bar soap. With a passion. Guy with garden 200 yds from my stand at my doe honey hole put 3 bars cut into little pieces on string around his garden. He got spinach 3' tall, unmolested tomatoes and sweet corn and I didn't see a deer for two years. Two years, Mike. Think about it.
Irish Spring. Kinda rolls off your tongue. Irishman Springs into action. Poetic justice at it's finest. Now for the delivery system.
Must admit this one slowed me down for a spell. Then I got to thinking about my wild[er] youth. When I was 16 or so. Got to remembering. [couldn't spell reminising and too lazy to get a dictionary] Thought of those late nights when I could take a road sign out w/ a Falstaff bottle at 60 mph from the back left seat. Religously. Well, 5 of 6 the first 6 pack, maybe 2-3 of 6 the second 6 pack.
So picture this in your mind. Me and a duffle bag of Irish Spring, 1/2 bars for economy, cruising along at about 500 feet in a rented Piper Cub, salting your multi-floral rose, maybe seeing how close I can bounce a few to the stands. When do the leaves drop up your way anyhow?
Ask not for whom the bell tolls..........it may be gonna toll for thee. I sure hope it don't have to come to this, hate to screw your partners over, but guess if they sleep w/ a dog they're gonna get a few fleas.
Now bear in mind, I'm looking forward to popping in on Danny Miller one of these days. A trip to Ohio is in my/his/your/our future. I've given this alot of thought and have figured out the perfect way. See, the trick is not to break any laws. No exposure. No looking over my shoulder. I know who you are. I know how many acres you got, your friends names, and where you bought your license, heh heh heh. County court house have a plat map? heh, heh, heh. What's that phrase you used 6 months ago? Too much information? heh, heh, heh.
I thought long and hard on what you might really fear from a fat old Irish guy with bad knees. Not much you might be thinking. Wrong!
I'm gonna [if need be] run your deer off your property, w/o stepping a foot on it. Not all of them, just the big boys in the thick stuff. This will probably cost me most of the cabbage I had squirreled away for my buffalo hunt in Tx, but what the hell, it's a mission and you're worth it. I bet I got your attention now, hey bucko?
Are you curious how I might accomplish this seemingly miraculous feat? Here ya go. Deer absolutely hate the odor of Irish Spring bar soap. With a passion. Guy with garden 200 yds from my stand at my doe honey hole put 3 bars cut into little pieces on string around his garden. He got spinach 3' tall, unmolested tomatoes and sweet corn and I didn't see a deer for two years. Two years, Mike. Think about it.
Irish Spring. Kinda rolls off your tongue. Irishman Springs into action. Poetic justice at it's finest. Now for the delivery system.
Must admit this one slowed me down for a spell. Then I got to thinking about my wild[er] youth. When I was 16 or so. Got to remembering. [couldn't spell reminising and too lazy to get a dictionary] Thought of those late nights when I could take a road sign out w/ a Falstaff bottle at 60 mph from the back left seat. Religously. Well, 5 of 6 the first 6 pack, maybe 2-3 of 6 the second 6 pack.
So picture this in your mind. Me and a duffle bag of Irish Spring, 1/2 bars for economy, cruising along at about 500 feet in a rented Piper Cub, salting your multi-floral rose, maybe seeing how close I can bounce a few to the stands. When do the leaves drop up your way anyhow?
Ask not for whom the bell tolls..........it may be gonna toll for thee. I sure hope it don't have to come to this, hate to screw your partners over, but guess if they sleep w/ a dog they're gonna get a few fleas.
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ok, did i or we miss sumptin going on here....details we need details
"irish spring like a fresh fall shower"
yeah like a shower of soap bars....same bat time, same bat channel tommorrow i guess huh ....waiting to see where this goes..........bob
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"irish spring like a fresh fall shower"
yeah like a shower of soap bars....same bat time, same bat channel tommorrow i guess huh ....waiting to see where this goes..........bob
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2" blazers on 2117 XX75 w/ brass inserts.
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BUT DEER HATE IT TTTOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I have a new favorite thread
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bob1961 wrote:ok, did i or we miss sumptin going on here....details we need details
"irish spring like a fresh fall shower"
yeah like a shower of soap bars....same bat time, same bat channel tommorrow i guess huh ....waiting to see where this goes..........bob
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damn, I hate watching a movie from the mid way point
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that stinks huh silver .................bobSliver wrote:bob1961 wrote:ok, did i or we miss sumptin going on here....details we need details
"irish spring like a fresh fall shower"
yeah like a shower of soap bars....same bat time, same bat channel tommorrow i guess huh ....waiting to see where this goes..........bob
....
damn, I hate watching a movie from the mid way point
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exocet 200. STS dampers.
boo string and trigger work.
munch mount quiver mount.
125 gr slick trick magums.
2" blazers on 2117 XX75 w/ brass inserts.
boo string and trigger work.
munch mount quiver mount.
125 gr slick trick magums.
2" blazers on 2117 XX75 w/ brass inserts.
The "SEARCH" feature on the forum is your best friend.bob1961 wrote:that stinks huh silver .................bobSliver wrote:bob1961 wrote:ok, did i or we miss sumptin going on here....details we need details
"irish spring like a fresh fall shower"
yeah like a shower of soap bars....same bat time, same bat channel tommorrow i guess huh ....waiting to see where this goes..........bob
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damn, I hate watching a movie from the mid way point
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thats what i did when i first started visiting here. they were talking over at hunting.net bout mike p and i started comin here to read his stuff.enormous wrote: The "SEARCH" feature on the forum is your best friend.
i liked it and did a search on every post he started as the original poster and before i knew it about an hour or so had gone by. by doin that i got up to date on whats goin down here in this thread.
and i still think its a mistake to poke the bear!
If it isn't hectic, it isn't hunting!
For you new guys or the real gluttons for excitement, here's the whole works. They will best express my innocence and indignation if read in order.
It all started out with a multi-national bunch of guys having fun.
It went down hill from there. "Mike P" led the parade. I've spent more undeserverd time in "his" barrel than $200 a gallon crude oil. I'm tired of it.
I want to convince him to leave me the hell alone, and trust me, I will. Should be a good match. He's as talented as they come, I am as devious as anyone I've ever met. Here's the threads leading up to this, remember, they need to be read or perused in order. Do any of y'all think I deserved all of this?
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... t=hey+mike
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... t=hey+mike
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... t=hey+mike
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... t=hey+mike
It all started out with a multi-national bunch of guys having fun.
It went down hill from there. "Mike P" led the parade. I've spent more undeserverd time in "his" barrel than $200 a gallon crude oil. I'm tired of it.
I want to convince him to leave me the hell alone, and trust me, I will. Should be a good match. He's as talented as they come, I am as devious as anyone I've ever met. Here's the threads leading up to this, remember, they need to be read or perused in order. Do any of y'all think I deserved all of this?
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... t=hey+mike
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... t=hey+mike
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... t=hey+mike
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... t=hey+mike
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