This is really getting strange!
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This is really getting strange!
I just watched the Swede walk out the driveway on her way to the bean field that adjoins the neighborhood with my Phoenix in tow. This is really getting strange. She now goes off to hunt every afternoon leaving me here in the house to fend for myself and then has the audacity to expect dinner to be on the table ten minutes after she returns. This is just not right. The natural balance has been disrupted!
Well, I am leaving a note on the spam table telling her she can make her own dinner. Doc, Becker and I are heading out for dinner at a local pub and then we will attend the first basketball game of the season for my Xavier University Musketeers. Shrader won't join us; he is out at the farm chasing Bean Field Bob, lol.
Some how the natural order of all that is sacred needs to be restored.
If she shoots a buck she is going to have to handle all post shot chores herself.
That should cure her!
Well, I am leaving a note on the spam table telling her she can make her own dinner. Doc, Becker and I are heading out for dinner at a local pub and then we will attend the first basketball game of the season for my Xavier University Musketeers. Shrader won't join us; he is out at the farm chasing Bean Field Bob, lol.
Some how the natural order of all that is sacred needs to be restored.
If she shoots a buck she is going to have to handle all post shot chores herself.
That should cure her!
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Re: This is really getting strange!
Which would be to hit speed dial where your number is stored. Don't forget to drag Doc and Becker back with you.Mike P wrote: If she shoots a buck she is going to have to handle all post shot chores herself.
That should cure her!
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In this day and age the "Natural Order of things" no longer apply. If they did, the Swede, like others of her kind would still be "in the spam, barefoot and ...." Need I say more ? I dare not, lest I suffer the "wrath of a woman scorned". mike, I suggest you do likewise.
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Sounds like I should send you some bears, Mike!
I saw a bear pile today the size of a dinner plate, and five inches high ... soybeans and ** poke berries.
Or would the fearless Viking merely vanquish the beast?
** Strangely enough, poke berries are known to be toxic to humans ... but I commonly see bear scat piles stained just as pretty a purple as you'd ever want to see ... because they've been eating poke berries! Evidently they suffer no ill effects from it.
Bears are fascinating creatures. There are many things about their metabolic function that we do not fully understand.
I do not know whether they eat Swedes, though ... or if Swedes are toxic.
I saw a bear pile today the size of a dinner plate, and five inches high ... soybeans and ** poke berries.
Or would the fearless Viking merely vanquish the beast?
** Strangely enough, poke berries are known to be toxic to humans ... but I commonly see bear scat piles stained just as pretty a purple as you'd ever want to see ... because they've been eating poke berries! Evidently they suffer no ill effects from it.
Bears are fascinating creatures. There are many things about their metabolic function that we do not fully understand.
I do not know whether they eat Swedes, though ... or if Swedes are toxic.
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Re: This is really getting strange!
I do not believe that it is possible to restore the natural order of things once it has been disrupted.Mike P wrote: Some how the natural order of all that is sacred needs to be restored.
If you find a solution and survive the restoration attempt please share it with the rest of the forum. If your next post comes from a hospital bed at least we will know what not to try. LOL
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Re: This is really getting strange!
You ain't kidding. Sunday I saw a pig with wings. There is a report on the internet that hell froze over yesterday. Today, I heard that a cleveland sports team is going to win something...ok, that may have gone to far.Mike P wrote: The natural balance has been disrupted!
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