I went to my wifes High school reunion..big mistake..
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I went to my wifes High school reunion..big mistake..
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man was swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
The doctor said My eye should heal up just fine...
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
The doctor said My eye should heal up just fine...
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Re: I went to my wifes High school reunion..big mistake..
hoss and 2 days before christmas i guess we know what you'll be getting
PUT IT IN THE BAG MARLIN ( #$%^ you it"ll bite)
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Yup a smelly bucket of it!
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Some things are just better left unsaid!!!
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Re: I went to my wifes High school reunion..big mistake..
That was a good one
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Re: I went to my wifes High school reunion..big mistake..
X2 ... ROFLMAO Hoss!Hester0305 wrote:That was a good one
Now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison; And make me savoury meat, such as I love, and bring it to me, that I may eat; that my soul may bless thee before I die. Gen 27:3-4
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Now that was funny !
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Good one but you'll never get your Christmas Goose after she reads that joke.
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing
50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
Kelley
and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van
and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing
50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
Kelley
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Re: I went to my wifes High school reunion..big mistake..
hahahaha good one...yes thats how the fight started..
Dedicated.... ta all the sweet Bucks yet ta die!
Re: I went to my wifes High school reunion..big mistake..
Since the Christmas holidays are fast approaching, and you may be attending festivities where alcohol might be served, I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice bourbon. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived back safely and without incident, which was a real surprise since I had never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
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x3 good one fellas
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