I do, however, need to make some other apologies. To Yogi and BooBoo Bear, I apologize. They only consumed pikanik baskets. They weren't Pamper Snackers. I also apologize to Goldilock's Pappa Bear, Momma Bear, and Baby Bear. We all know that they only ate porridge-- hot porridge, cold porridge, and just right porridge, respectively. They weren't Pamper Snackers. I don't know what Teddy Bear ate, but I'm sure he wasn't a Pamper Snacker either, so I apologize to him too. That takes care of the apologies. Oops, sorry, Smokey. Forgot about you. Here's another apology.
The reactions to my suggestion of using lumpy diapers as bear bait somewhat surprised me. I expected avid bear hunters to get their backs up somewhat, but what really surprised me was what I didn't hear in response. Folks were upset at the mess that diapers would make at the hunting site. Others were disgusted at the idea of offering human excrement as food for a bear, or maybe it was just the thought of having to handle the stuff. The surprising thing, though, was that NOBODY came out and said that it wouldn't be effective!!! Frankly, I doubt that it would be effective, but I've never been a bear hunter so I never have tried it. Since most folks here seem to be giving lumpy diapers the benefit of the doubt, if somebody DOES try it, please let us all know if it actually works.
I'm not a bear hunter because I don't need a bear rug nor do I want the meat. If I wanted a rug or wanted the meat, the term "Pamper Snacker" wouldn't stop me or even discourage me. Heck, I sometimes eat sardines. My wife gags at the thought, but I like them. My wife is away, so I bought some wieners and tonight I'm having hot dogs. Nope, "Pamper Snacker" doesn't bother me. In fact I kind of like it. It's a way of thumbing my nose at the vegans, Greenpeacers, Disneyites and other assorted Treehuggers. If I wanted to hunt bear, I'd say that I was hunting "Pamper Snackers".
This is a good way of dealing with the Disney types who have no concept of wildlife realities. It's a good thing to make a Disneyite gag at the thought of what a bear eats. Then you may have a chance they will listen when you talk about bear population control. Then they MIGHT even listen to the idea that bear hunting could be beneficial to the environment as a whole. Urban folks, mainly, can't even hear rational arguments when they are covered with the emotional layering caused by cartoon characters and nursery stories.
Yogi, BooBoo, Teddy, Goldilocks' bears, they all need a Pamper Snacker Bear to create some balance, some reality.
Now, for you Pamper Snacker hunters, I'm going home, now. I'm going to have "lips and a$$holes for supper (for you gourmets, I mean hot dogs).
Dog?
