Why I have the best Wife...
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Why I have the best Wife...
I asked my lovely wife to pick me up a "couple packs of bacon" for bear camp...
Ahhhhh, Stacon! My guilty pleasure
Ahhhhh, Stacon! My guilty pleasure
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Re: Why I have the best Wife...
Bacon makes everything better including bacon!
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Mmmmmm!!!
A touch of frost has heightened your awareness and your heart steadily beats in anticipation. Your senses are suddenly alert to the movement on the forest floor and you realize that the moment of truth is at hand.
Re: Why I have the best Wife...
I smell Bacon and Stacon Bourbon.
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Re: Why I have the best Wife...
The only thing better than bacon, is Stacon!
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Re: Why I have the best Wife...
Keeper, folks down south would say you married up!
Good luck guys!
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Re: Why I have the best Wife...
looks like my kind of salad
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Looking good! Best of luck to the whole group. Hope the pumpkin head Norm has on camera shows up.
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Re: Why I have the best Wife...
Nothing better then thick sliced bacon
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It’s not the way you rock, it’s the way that you roll!
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Re: Why I have the best Wife...
Chris,
You definitely married "above your pay grade"!!!
That woman is a "Keeper"!!
Good luck to you guys at camp!! And be safe out there!!
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I am not good at attaching pics on here, but a good friend sent me a funny pic the other day. It was titled "eating healthier"! The pic showed a plate heaping full of bacon with a single leaf of lettuce on top of it!
Re: Why I have the best Wife...
I love bacon. Yeah, yeah, yeah!!! I like lots of it! It's truly a beautiful thing sitting by itself or with a companion. I like it on a plate, with eggs, on a white bread slice, on a bagel, with lettuce, with a tomato slice, with salad, with macaroni, in soup, in salad, just by itself, in a stew and on the list goes on. But it so bad for you. I kinda want to meter my bacon intake so that when I die, my wife is taken care of and I skid to a stop and teeter into my grave owing any creditors a nickel each. I want to get another Spaniel in 2022 and I'm thinking at about 82 years of age I won't have to live without a dog for very long.
Truth be known, I've told my wife and kids, burn me and burry my ashes with my dogs that are on my land. I'm pretty sure that I'll smell like bacon and my dogs will be happy to see me! Everything's better with bacon, including my ashes!
Truth be known, I've told my wife and kids, burn me and burry my ashes with my dogs that are on my land. I'm pretty sure that I'll smell like bacon and my dogs will be happy to see me! Everything's better with bacon, including my ashes!
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Re: Why I have the best Wife...
Looks great! I used to eat a lot of it but now my Dr. said no bacon or processed meats in my diet.
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