This morning, while I was enjoying my coffee, I received a telephone call. The lady said she was calling from Intel Computers. It had been noticed that my computer had been performing in ways that was causing concern. She asked if I had noticed that my computer was acting strangely. Did it seem at times to be extremely slow, for example.
I told the nice lady that my computer was in fact acting very oddly. When I send out a message, I send it out in English. When I get a reply, it comes back in Urdu, and i don't speak or write Urdu.
I guess my phone system is also about to fail, because we got cut off for some reason.
(No B.S. I do like to play with telemarketers and phone frauds.)
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A colleague at work got a call from a Psychic phone hotline one time. He asked the person calling if s/he were really psychic? S/he of course replied, "Yes, I am!" He replied, "Well, that's very strange, because you should already know then that I am not interested!", & then he hung up on them!Hi5 wrote: ↑Mon May 17, 2021 12:53 pmThis morning, while I was enjoying my coffee, I received a telephone call. The lady said she was calling from Intel Computers. It had been noticed that my computer had been performing in ways that was causing concern. She asked if I had noticed that my computer was acting strangely. Did it seem at times to be extremely slow, for example.
I told the nice lady that my computer was in fact acting very oddly. When I send out a message, I send it out in English. When I get a reply, it comes back in Urdu, and i don't speak or write Urdu.
I guess my phone system is also about to fail, because we got cut off for some reason.
(No B.S. I do like to play with telemarketers and phone frauds.)
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Last year when Covid hit I received a a call from the Air Duct cleaning and decided to play sucidal and at the end of my rope and I told him I was going to put a bullet in my head. He told me not to do it repeatedly.
I placed a fire cracker 8" from the phone.
Al I heard was him saying Sir, Sir, are you OK.
I placed a fire cracker 8" from the phone.
Al I heard was him saying Sir, Sir, are you OK.
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Normous wrote: ↑Mon May 17, 2021 4:12 pmLast year when Covid hit I received a a call from the Air Duct cleaning and decided to play sucidal and at the end of my rope and I told him I was going to put a bullet in my head. He told me not to do it repeatedly.
I placed a fire cracker 8" from the phone.
Al I heard was him saying Sir, Sir, are you OK.
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known as doe bow
vixenmaster custom string
swacker bhs, 2/1/4" cut 120 grn.
xx75 Easton 2219,s
firebolt arrows
S5 pads
if it ain't broke don't fix it
be safe in all you do
see ya in the woods
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Computer alert scam
I tell them ,in my best Accented voice. To please hold as I need to see which of my 3 computers could be having a problem.
15 minutes later., nobody holding.
Guess my computers are ok. !
I tell them ,in my best Accented voice. To please hold as I need to see which of my 3 computers could be having a problem.
15 minutes later., nobody holding.
Guess my computers are ok. !
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You guys are brutal, hilarious but still brutal!
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Here's one of the best telephone pranks ever.
http://www.rescuehumor.com/2016/10/07/telemarketer-calls-fake-crime-scene-prank-call/
http://www.rescuehumor.com/2016/10/07/telemarketer-calls-fake-crime-scene-prank-call/
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Grouse, I don't care if that whole episode was scripted. I don't care if it was rehearsed. I don't care if it is a recording of a couple of actors.
Every time I hear it (after I stop laughing) I feel a wave of jealousy. That is top level writing, even if it is scripted. If it is extemporaneous, that guy is beyond amazing.
Thanks for sharing.
Every time I hear it (after I stop laughing) I feel a wave of jealousy. That is top level writing, even if it is scripted. If it is extemporaneous, that guy is beyond amazing.
Thanks for sharing.
"Gun Control Laws"--trying to nag criminals into submission.