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Post by saxman » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:17 pm

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-ER-dun).
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Post by raydaughety » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:28 pm

That was a good one :lol: :lol: :lol: .
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Post by Digger » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:54 pm

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Post by Doe Master » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by vixenmaster » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:13 pm

yup that was a good'en
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Post by dutchhunter » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:04 pm

REDNECK AND LOVEN IT KEEP THEM COMMING

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Post by dick195252 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:40 pm

Still Laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by tracer » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:39 am

Good one :D
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Post by Grizzly Adam » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:41 am

8) :wink:
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Post by ehntr » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:09 pm

Good one...............I've got a cement patio I need breakin' up. Somebody please phone up the sherriff and say there is a (fill in the blank) burried under the patio lol.
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Post by Big John » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:14 pm

Yep, that was a Good one. :)
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Post by flbuckmaster » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:52 pm

what do you call a redneck from Canada? A Redcanuckneck?

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