BooFest 2015 TrashTalking thread...

[VixChix]

We're in the last few weeks before BooFest 2015 so it's time for....
....(drumroll please).....

The Official BooFest 2015 TrashTalking Thread

Three Simple rules for posting here:

1. Have a sense of humour.
2. Don't take anything personally
3. Go easy on Don - he's probably still recovering from being Gnomed.

Have at it!

[Tom]

Vix, I am a littlr disapointed with you...........




That Gnome did not have "Pank Nails"

Tom

[VixChix]

Vix, I am a littlr disapointed with you...........
That Gnome did not have "Pank Nails"
Tom

Not yet.....

[ComfyBear]

I'm sick and tired of all this "trash talk". No good ever comes from it. We all know that the true hurts. Personally I like to follow the "Golden Rule".

You know the one: "Do unto others, before they do unto you."

Oh well, I suppose I'm not holier than thou after all.

Let the fun begin.

[amythntr]

Vix, I am a littlr disapointed with you...........




That Gnome did not have "Pank Nails"

Tom

.....did someone say "pank?????"

Anthony

[amythntr]

....no one will laugh at me (as if spitting out soda) if I miss an entire target at 30yds....right?


....and none of this talking in French, if you don't laugh, because I grew up with my parent speaking Italian when they didn't want me to know what they were talking about!


Anthony

[ComfyBear]

Anthony you mean you don't speak French. Go figure, but why should I be surprised, after all, sei Italiano e non parle la lingua, che vergogna. You'd never make it into the Cosa Nostra

[Big John]

Let me tell you this Anthony:
Almost everyone goes there with a whole bunch of arrows and somehow leave with far less! Missing targets is a normal thing! And anyone missing fits right in!
However, on track again, some trash talking, if you need to borrow a bow, ask for Don's 405! Make sure to lean your bow against tree where Tim parks, and if your very tired, camp beside Kevin (Doemaster)!
If you follow these simple tricks then it will be easier for others to win!
I mean You!

Big John

[amythntr]

Anthony you mean you don't speak French. Go figure, but why should I be surprised, after all, sei Italiano e non parle la lingua, che vergogna. You'd never make it into the Cosa Nostra

Hey Luigi..Imma gonna throw a pastachotta atta ua...and you thinka I nonja capire nulla!


Anthony

[Tom]

...................
However, on track again, some trash talking, if you need to borrow a bow, ask for Don's 405! Make sure to lean your bow against tree where Tim parks, and if your very tired, camp beside Kevin (Doemaster)!
If you follow these simple tricks then it will be easier for others to win!
I mean You!

Big John

Big John, I thought we had already put the "new BooFest members" in the area desginated for new members........

under that tree with the 3 bears, near that trailer with all those " loud dogs", directly behind the archery targets. But we might have trouble finding Anthony with all that tall grass.

This is a question for all the regulars, will we let Anthony use a step stool (like the one Don uses) so he can see the target over the grass.

I vote no, he can jump, see the target and shoot.

Tom

[UPSMAN]

Why did I think this was going to be a very civil gathering of calm loving folks? Kind of like a gathering of the Pilgrims at Plymouth Rock. Guess I was mistaken,huh. Not sure I want to expose my fragile & timid wife to the likes of this rowdy crowd.

[Big John]

Sorry, I'm on meds! Forgot about the meeting on where Newbies sleep.
As for the step stool idea, NO!!! Jump shots only!!!

Big John

If he or Don get lost in the long grass, I will send in Cali to get them. They just have to keep a dog treat in their pocket!

[Doe Master]

For Don just look for the top of his hat .
Somehow John I don`t think could hide very well in the grass .

[Boo]

You guys are forgetting rule #3!

[Boo]

Lou, don't worry about Anthony. I'm betting he doesn't grow tomatoes let alone egg plants like a real Italian!