O/T Humour.

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:12 pm

Deleted by me.......Alzheimer's

GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:14 pm

Ok A.W. what are ya

that was just posted this past week...

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:53 pm

Okay Gary. Here is a new one. Hope you're up on the Royal Family.

The Guinness Book of world records was updating their book. The interview was being held at the offices in Dublin, Ireland.

Three people were being interviewed this day.

I. Paul Bunyan….Largest person in the world.
2. Tom Thumb….Smallest person in the world.
And
3. Quasimoto……Ugliest person in world.

Paul Bunyan was the first to be interviewed and a short time later emerged from the interview room with a big grin and a certificate.

Tom Thumb was second and again he also emerged from the interview room with a big grin and a certificate.

Last but not least Quasimoto entered the room and after about one hour emerged looking rather upset and sad. No certificate in hand.

Paul Bunyan and Tom Thumb both looked at Quasi and asked, “Didn’t you get nominated as the ugliest person in the World?”

Quasimoto replied, “Who is this Parker-Bowles chick?”

GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:46 pm

“Who is this Parker-Bowles chick?”

Grizzly · Post by **Grizzly** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:07 pm

Good one A.W., have to agree with that one, got a face like a can of smashed apples.

Woodsman · Post by **Woodsman** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:23 pm

Cruel... but funny!

kendo kid · Post by **kendo kid** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 7:14 pm

How could Prince C get out of bed with D and into bed PB. Man has he got poor taste. There has to be a hidden attribute. Rumors are flying but does anybody know?

Kendo Kid

Woodsman · Post by **Woodsman** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:38 pm

Her middle name is Hoover...