PETA Website Item

DJH · Post by **DJH** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:08 pm

I pulled the following item of the PETA web site and though you fine folks would enjoy it.

Research Center Concludes That Hunters ‘Compensate’ for Diminutive Genitalia by Acting Out Domination Fantasies

For Immediate Release:
April 1, 2005

Contact:
Justin Jest 757-622-7382 x8108

Norfolk, Va. — While the results of the research are preliminary, scientists at the Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder Research Organization have discovered a genetic link between small penis size and the thrill of the hunt. The organization recently began to tabulate data from a two-year study of men with Diminutive Male Genitalia Disorder (DMGD) and has posted the results on its Web site, DMGD.org.

The subjects of the study varied from men with a slight abnormality in penis size to men with pubis innius, a term for an inverted male pubic region. By tracing what has been identified as the "DMGD gene," an abnormality in the 21st chromosome was discovered. Researchers found that this abnormality appears to be consistently linked to two traits: abnormally small male reproductive organs and the ability to derive joy from killing, which starts with hunting small game and, in isolated instances, can manifest itself in homicidal acts. Research team leader Dr. Brian Upchurch and his colleagues in New Orleans, La., plan to investigate whether DMGD was a factor in the 2004 Sawyer County, Wis., incident in which a deer hunter went on a rampage and killed six other hunters.

"These findings confirm what we have believed for a long time: Hunters just don’t measure up," says PETA’s Justin Jest. "They are apparently overcompensating for their failure to hit the mark in the bedroom by blowing small animals away in the woods."

PETA intends to incorporate the findings of the study into campaign materials to combat hunting.

GREY OWL · Post by **GREY OWL** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:02 pm

I read this 5 minutes ago, and only now stopped laughing. So are these idiots saying that centuries ago when people actually lived solely off the land all had small penises. When actually did the human race start growing BIG ones!!

Well the last time I checked, I'll admit I'm no Brad Pitt, but my wife likes me just the way I am, thank you. At least I can get it up every second night if I choose, P.E.T.A. franatics are just jealous they can't.

Thanks for the humor DJH.

Grey Owl

Woody Williams · Post by **Woody Williams** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:21 pm

GREY OWL wrote: P.E.T.A. franatics are just jealous they can't.

Thanks for the humor DJH.

Grey Owl

Most don't have one..

Grizzly · Post by **Grizzly** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:38 pm

So, does this mean P.E.T.A. stands for: Penis Envy Towards Archers???

And to think I always thought it was: People Eating Tasty Animals

GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:29 pm

Woody Williams they have it, it's just called something a litte different...

Quote in part.... Grizzly So, does this mean P.E.T.A. stands for: Penis Envy Towards Archers???

Maritimer · Post by **Maritimer** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:35 pm

Good one Grizzly.

Woodsman · Post by **Woodsman** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:08 pm

Jim C · Post by **Jim C** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:23 pm

I think old Justin is a bottom boy and is bragging that his buddy is bigger than reality justifies

Mighty Mooser · Post by **Mighty Mooser** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:25 pm

How can any sane person take them serious????

brayhaven · Post by **brayhaven** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:45 pm

I love these things that make them look stupid. One of the best I recall was Cleveland Amory, back when they were protesting the emergency hunt during the everglades flooding.
In an interview he actually said: "Wait til these people get to heaven and find out God is a deer. Then, they'll really be sorry." I could hear the donations people groaning from where I was, 200 miles away

Greg

Evan · Post by **Evan** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:13 pm

This shows how pathetically out of touch with reality these people really are. The more they propagate ridiculous rubbish like this the more they look like fools, and the better we look. Let's take the high ground.

Notice it was released on April Fool's day. It has to be a joke.

Evan

kendo kid · Post by **kendo kid** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:35 pm

PETA is using quasi-scientific research to prove they have big co-ks. The implication is, anti-hunters have huge co-ks because the antithesis (hunters have small ones) is the stated result. Seems like PETA is trying to cover up large insecurities issues and feelings of inadequacies. The real intent is to prove size and not to prove the joy of the hunt.

brayhaven · Post by **brayhaven** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:49 am

kendo kid wrote:PETA is using quasi-scientific research to prove they have big co-ks. The implication is, anti-hunters have huge co-ks because the antithesis (hunters have small ones) is the stated result. Seems like PETA is trying to cover up large insecurities issues and feelings of inadequacies. The real intent is to prove size and not to prove the joy of the hunt.

Hmm, they didn't address those devoted lady hunters. Wonder why they do it?

I've seen more female hunters (from older women to young girls) in the woods in recent years than I ever did back when. Great to see them out there. The ones I've talked to are every bit as enthusiastic (& capable) as their male counterparts.
Greg

wabi · Post by **wabi** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:03 am

Last report I read said native americans had the most length and polish pen had the greatest girth. Hunting is not a factor!

Tonto Kowalski

DJH · Post by **DJH** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:45 am

A couple of red flags that hit me upon first reading (yes, I read it more than once! I am an editor for Pete’s sake) that I did not mention when I originally posted it. Number one, it was posted by "Just in Jest" and the second was that it was posted on April fools day. These two clues lead me to believe that the article was written strictly to entertain and not point digits, regardless of how diminutive they are. And of course, the Ex-site gang made the best of it, as usual. And people wonder why this is the first and last site I go to each day.